Things That Make You Go Hmm . . .

Thanks for sending this Dad . . . whoever wrote it is brilliant!

A lot of  folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. 
Well, there's a very simple  answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil.  We just didn't know we were getting low.  

 The reason for that is purely geographical.   OUR Oil is located in: ALASKA, CALIFORNIA, COASTAL FLORIDA, COASTAL LOUISIANA, NORTH DAKOTA, WYOMING, COLORADO, KANSAS, OKLAHOMA, PENNSYLVANIA, and TEXAS. 

Our dipsticks are located in Washington DC.   

Any Questions?  NO?  Didn't think So.